so much irony I can taste it in my water
my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee table.
This is awesome.
YOU CAN JUST SEE IN THE GIRLS FACES LIKE “NO I DON’T WANNA DIE I’M TO YOUNG BUT HE’S SO HANDSOME WHAT DO I DO?”
wAIT YOU MEAN TO TELL ME JARED PADALECKI WAS IN THAT MOVIE SHIT I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM WHEN I WAS LIKE 10 IS THAT DESTINY I SMELL
I’m not even a die hard Jared fan, and I can see how extremely attractive he is in this scene.
is today my birthday as in threesome??
i love this more then i really should
JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS
PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE
PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE
I cannot even….
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT